Belly shirt

So... I suck at laundry. Fire me! Please! This was Josh's new long underwear that turned into his new belly shirt. I don't know what my deals is. Usually I don't mess Josh's clothes up just mine. For some reason I ruin all my clothes. Everything else in the wash can come out fine but what ever in there of mine gets attack while being washed. I have considered stopping washing my clothes. They actually look cleaner that way. Some how they find weird things to cling to in the washer. Not only that but anything that can stain clothes finds it's way to me. In high school I took a photography class. No one in the class had any problems with the chemicals staining their clothes but some how everything clothing items I owned had what looked like poop stains on the butt from wiping my hands off. After working at preschool for three years I have tryed multiple time to sue the makers of washable markers and washable paint. Oh and don't get me started on Bleach. That crazy chemical can hunt me down a block away. We hate eachother! Josh can be changing his oil I'll come out to bring him something to drink and return with oil on my sleeve. It even amazes Josh but obviously not enough to take over the laundry