Anytime would be fine...uh...Great

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Saturday 3-12 : Due Date... I feel like you look forward to this day more than your birthday. Happy Due Date to me!

Sunday 3-13 : Day after Due Date. I feel like you look forward to this day as much as a bullet in the leg.

This baby is still kickin it in the belly. Josh and I are convinced Cooper left a note in there of how to make the most of your entrance. Maybe gave him some options of how to hold out the longest. Cooper was five days early but it took 72 hours of contractions to get him out. He used the stiff arm tactic and I'm pretty sure this new little guy is trying to hold on with his foot around my rib. I have been having contractions every night for the last four or five nights. Or maybe everytime Cooper blows a raspberry on my belly he is actually using some code to threaten his brother to stay put or else. I don't know some reason I think Cooper is to blame for this.

I think I'm getting to the point were I'm beginning to just shut down. This morning as Josh left for work at 5 :30 am he made sure I knew that anyother time eating sour cream and onion chips and chips ahoy cookies in bed would be unexceptable at this hour (or any hour). No sympathy!

23 weeks

(and Cooper peeking around the corner)

40 weeks

(and Cooper peeking around the corner)

I thought I would end this post with this character...

(it's his new smile)

And a fast update on his new ability
He no longer answers "no" to every question

Now it's...
"Cooper do you want a snack?"

"No.. uh.. Es"

Which translated mean..

"No. I mean Yes"

Belly shirt

So... I suck at laundry. Fire me! Please! This was Josh's new long underwear that turned into his new belly shirt. I don't know what my deals is. Usually I don't mess Josh's clothes up just mine. For some reason I ruin all my clothes. Everything else in the wash can come out fine but what ever in there of mine gets attack while being washed. I have considered stopping washing my clothes. They actually look cleaner that way. Some how they find weird things to cling to in the washer. Not only that but anything that can stain clothes finds it's way to me. In high school I took a photography class. No one in the class had any problems with the chemicals staining their clothes but some how everything clothing items I owned had what looked like poop stains on the butt from wiping my hands off. After working at preschool for three years I have tryed multiple time to sue the makers of washable markers and washable paint. Oh and don't get me started on Bleach. That crazy chemical can hunt me down a block away. We hate eachother! Josh can be changing his oil I'll come out to bring him something to drink and return with oil on my sleeve. It even amazes Josh but obviously not enough to take over the laundry